Insert heartfelt and touching post about my son here.
My stupid camera isn't uploading. Although, I am accustomed to simply plugging it in and opening iPhoto. I can't figure out the issue past doing that, turning it off and on, plugging and un-plugging and saying what the f*CK!!!!
So...expect that heartfelt post later. Dang it.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
ABCs and 123s
Found this here and was bored. Figured you didn't want to hear about my dream of getting into a fight with some toothless white trashy old lady.
A - AVAILABLE: Nope.
B - BIRTHDAY: April 9
C - CRUSHING ON: Alber Elbaz and Amy Sedaris.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Coffee
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: The husb, my bestie and my sisters and mom
F - FAVORITE SONG: I have 'Born This Way' by Lady Gaga stuck in my head, but one of my favorites is 'Daft Punk is Playing at My House'- off Introns, by LCD Soundsystem
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Neither. Gelatin grosses me out.
H - HOMETOWN: Round Lake, IL. *sigh*
I - IN LOVE WITH: My husband and son. Nail polish stickers. Liquid eyeliner
J - JUGGLE: I can't even catch a ball my kid throws to me...
K - KILLED SOMEONE: I killed my husband in one round (of three) last night while playing You Don't Know Jack.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Chi-town to Florida. The car died and we hitched. THATS a good story...
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Mint chocolate anything.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Two amazingly beautiful and sweet younger sissypoohs.
O - ONE WISH: To truly love myself.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: My bestie, obvs.
Q- QUICKIE: Please? Ovaries, I'm talking to you,here.
R- REASON TO SMILE: The kiddo goes on the big potty by himself and tells me, 'Mommy I pooped. I flush. Ice cream?'
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: I can't remember! I usually listen to NPR in the car!
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6:21 am
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR/PATTERN: purple
V - VEGETABLE(S): pretty much all of them except eggplant.
W - WORST HABIT: Procrastinating.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: teeth, shoulder, elbow
Y – YOYOS ARE: neither here nor there.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Aries forever. I don't give a shit how the planets shifted.
Random Questions About You:
Spell your name without vowels: LTH SMTH
What color do you wear most?: Black and white-for work
Least favorite color?: Mustard yellow. Too...mustard-y. And I can't wear it.
What are you listening to?: Cars outside, right now
Are you happy with your life right now?: Yeah, but I guess I should be a better everything
What is your favorite class in school?: AP ENGLISH,baby!!!!
Are you outgoing?: Oh yeah, but in an extremely subtle way.
Favorite pair of shoes?: Grey boots from target, purple retro pumps
Where do you wish you were right now?: A white sandy beach with a tropical drink in my hand, my husband at my side and my munchkin playing in the sand.
THE CANS:
Can you dance?: Hells yes
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Yes! I didn't know I could until I visited Baltimore and was challenged to do so by the most adorable bartender ever and my friend who was convinced that I could do it, even though I had NEVER done it before.
Can you whistle?: Yeah, but I kind of fins whistling annoying, so I try not to do it.
Write with both hands?: Not well with either, haha.
can you walk with your toes curled?: Yeah, I have weird toes.
THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: How could there NOT be?
Do you believe in miracles?: Not only do I believe in them , but I regularly ask God for them.
Do you believe in magic?: sure
Love at first sight?: Lust yes, love no.
Do you believe in Satan?: I don't really want to answer this-that motherfucker has too much power in my life as it is.
Do you believe in Santa?: the spirit of him, totally.
Do you like roller coasters?:YES! But not Superman at Six Flags Gurnee. That one SUCKS.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Probably not.
THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes
Have you ever asked someone out?: yep!
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: Durrrrr
THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside? coldish?.
What radio station do you listen to?: NPR
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Subway
What was the last thing you bought?: Cheetos, nail polish stickers, a sugar free Arnie Palmer, Horizon vanilla milk for kiddo.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: The Simpsons
THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you IM'd? Um...I don't remember....
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Family
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: Brian
CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Many times
Ever cried yourself to sleep?:I usually finish before I fall asleep.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Yes.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Yes.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: I usually just curse and stomp my feet. Although I did cry while in labor.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Regina Spektor's No One's Laughing at God made me cry yesterday
LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: Twice. Fuckers.
What is your current hair color?: Multi-tonal brown, but soon it is going to be multi tonal RED with light pink highlights. YEAH
Current piercings: Ears. Nose.
Have any tattoos?: No, but I WANT ONE
Eye color?: blue
IN A BOY/GIRL:
Favorite eye color: Green with gold flecks. Brian has really beautiful eyes
Short or long hair: Shortish
Height?: Me plus an inch
Best clothing: Jeans that aren't falling apart and a rumpled button-down over a cool t-shirt.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been to jail: nope
Mooned someone: No, but I have been in the car when my husband and his brother mooned their entire family.
Ran away from home: more than once
Laughed so hard you cried: YEP
Cried in school: yep!
Thrown up in a store: no
Is there something really stupid that you still laugh at today?: stupid things are the best to laugh at.
THIS OR THAT:
Pepsi or Coke: coke zero
McDonald's or Burger King: Wendy's.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both.
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries-blueberries are gross
Meat or Veggies: Both
TV or Movie: both
Guitar or Drums: Drums!! I can't play guitar, but Milo thinks I can.
Adidas or Nike: Adidas because of Run DMC (totally stole your answer, Amanda)
Chinese or Mexican: Also both
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Ew to both.
Cake or Pie: Pie. For shizzle.
MTV or VH1: VH1.
A - AVAILABLE: Nope.
B - BIRTHDAY: April 9
C - CRUSHING ON: Alber Elbaz and Amy Sedaris.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Coffee
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: The husb, my bestie and my sisters and mom
F - FAVORITE SONG: I have 'Born This Way' by Lady Gaga stuck in my head, but one of my favorites is 'Daft Punk is Playing at My House'- off Introns, by LCD Soundsystem
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Neither. Gelatin grosses me out.
H - HOMETOWN: Round Lake, IL. *sigh*
I - IN LOVE WITH: My husband and son. Nail polish stickers. Liquid eyeliner
J - JUGGLE: I can't even catch a ball my kid throws to me...
K - KILLED SOMEONE: I killed my husband in one round (of three) last night while playing You Don't Know Jack.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Chi-town to Florida. The car died and we hitched. THATS a good story...
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Mint chocolate anything.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Two amazingly beautiful and sweet younger sissypoohs.
O - ONE WISH: To truly love myself.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: My bestie, obvs.
Q- QUICKIE: Please? Ovaries, I'm talking to you,here.
R- REASON TO SMILE: The kiddo goes on the big potty by himself and tells me, 'Mommy I pooped. I flush. Ice cream?'
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: I can't remember! I usually listen to NPR in the car!
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6:21 am
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR/PATTERN: purple
V - VEGETABLE(S): pretty much all of them except eggplant.
W - WORST HABIT: Procrastinating.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: teeth, shoulder, elbow
Y – YOYOS ARE: neither here nor there.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Aries forever. I don't give a shit how the planets shifted.
Random Questions About You:
Spell your name without vowels: LTH SMTH
What color do you wear most?: Black and white-for work
Least favorite color?: Mustard yellow. Too...mustard-y. And I can't wear it.
What are you listening to?: Cars outside, right now
Are you happy with your life right now?: Yeah, but I guess I should be a better everything
What is your favorite class in school?: AP ENGLISH,baby!!!!
Are you outgoing?: Oh yeah, but in an extremely subtle way.
Favorite pair of shoes?: Grey boots from target, purple retro pumps
Where do you wish you were right now?: A white sandy beach with a tropical drink in my hand, my husband at my side and my munchkin playing in the sand.
THE CANS:
Can you dance?: Hells yes
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Yes! I didn't know I could until I visited Baltimore and was challenged to do so by the most adorable bartender ever and my friend who was convinced that I could do it, even though I had NEVER done it before.
Can you whistle?: Yeah, but I kind of fins whistling annoying, so I try not to do it.
Write with both hands?: Not well with either, haha.
can you walk with your toes curled?: Yeah, I have weird toes.
THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: How could there NOT be?
Do you believe in miracles?: Not only do I believe in them , but I regularly ask God for them.
Do you believe in magic?: sure
Love at first sight?: Lust yes, love no.
Do you believe in Satan?: I don't really want to answer this-that motherfucker has too much power in my life as it is.
Do you believe in Santa?: the spirit of him, totally.
Do you like roller coasters?:YES! But not Superman at Six Flags Gurnee. That one SUCKS.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Probably not.
THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes
Have you ever asked someone out?: yep!
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: Durrrrr
THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside? coldish?.
What radio station do you listen to?: NPR
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Subway
What was the last thing you bought?: Cheetos, nail polish stickers, a sugar free Arnie Palmer, Horizon vanilla milk for kiddo.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: The Simpsons
THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you IM'd? Um...I don't remember....
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Family
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: Brian
CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Many times
Ever cried yourself to sleep?:I usually finish before I fall asleep.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Yes.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Yes.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: I usually just curse and stomp my feet. Although I did cry while in labor.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Regina Spektor's No One's Laughing at God made me cry yesterday
LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: Twice. Fuckers.
What is your current hair color?: Multi-tonal brown, but soon it is going to be multi tonal RED with light pink highlights. YEAH
Current piercings: Ears. Nose.
Have any tattoos?: No, but I WANT ONE
Eye color?: blue
IN A BOY/GIRL:
Favorite eye color: Green with gold flecks. Brian has really beautiful eyes
Short or long hair: Shortish
Height?: Me plus an inch
Best clothing: Jeans that aren't falling apart and a rumpled button-down over a cool t-shirt.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been to jail: nope
Mooned someone: No, but I have been in the car when my husband and his brother mooned their entire family.
Ran away from home: more than once
Laughed so hard you cried: YEP
Cried in school: yep!
Thrown up in a store: no
Is there something really stupid that you still laugh at today?: stupid things are the best to laugh at.
THIS OR THAT:
Pepsi or Coke: coke zero
McDonald's or Burger King: Wendy's.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both.
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries-blueberries are gross
Meat or Veggies: Both
TV or Movie: both
Guitar or Drums: Drums!! I can't play guitar, but Milo thinks I can.
Adidas or Nike: Adidas because of Run DMC (totally stole your answer, Amanda)
Chinese or Mexican: Also both
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Ew to both.
Cake or Pie: Pie. For shizzle.
MTV or VH1: VH1.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
On A Roll!!!
At the risk of jinxing myself:
I won TWO giveaways on TWO separate blogs I read (links and photos to come)
Total score on the Sally Hansen Nail Polish Sticker Dealies
AND
My baby turns THREE on Sunday!!!
AND
I GOT A RAISE AT WORK!!! (and sort of a promotionish). If any of my co-workers read this-thank you so much for your support. Totes love you.
I won TWO giveaways on TWO separate blogs I read (links and photos to come)
Total score on the Sally Hansen Nail Polish Sticker Dealies
AND
My baby turns THREE on Sunday!!!
AND
I GOT A RAISE AT WORK!!! (and sort of a promotionish). If any of my co-workers read this-thank you so much for your support. Totes love you.
Fishnet like WHAAAAT
Fun with photo booth
MORE FUN!!!!
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