This and That

Since having my spawn, my beauty routine has been pared down dramatically on the days it is not completely nonexistent.


I have no time or patience for shitty products. 


To that end, please do not ever buy this mascara, however much you may love Gwen Stefani (who is their spokesmodel):

It clumps, it flakes and it makes me angry.


Buy this one instead:

In black, of course. Brown mascara is for weenies. This one separates, defines and makes me happy. 


Now we move from lashes to feet.


Do not ever buy these:

Yes, the madras plaid on the inside is adorable. Yes, you THINK that burlap would make for a much more durable shoe than canvas...but you would be wrong and your shoes would have holes in them after a month of wear. 

You are welcome. I'll post some photos of human beings eventually.