Milo is in the powder room, dropping a deuce. I am on the computer.
He exits said bathroom.
Me: "Milo, where are you?"
Milo: "In da bafroom mommeee."
Me: "What are you DOING?"
Milo(grunting): "I POOPIN"
Milo comes downstairs, sans pants.
Milo: "I pooped EVERYWHERE."
Me (fearful): "What do you mean?!"
Milo: "I pooped in ALL da bafrooms."
Me: "Even mine?WHY???"
Milo: "Ahcause....I just...fink it was...I hadda get ALLLLL da poop out. And I flush ALL the potties."
Me: "Well, honey, you know...when you go poop on the potty you stay on the same one until all the poop comes out."
Milo: "oh. okay."