I live for quemada salsa from Taco Fresco. I put it on my egg in the morning and my nachos at lunch. A pint costs $1.25 (less, with my mall discount). I could eat it on almost anything.
I am currently doing the same workout video that my friend's mom does. I still hate it. Working out sucks. But being grossly overweight sucks more. In my opinion.
I am often still tired after my first cup of coffee, but the second one makes me jittery and nauseous.
I no longer love the cats that live in my house. They fart at me on purpose and vomit on my Christmas tree skirt.
I want Jessica Simpson's hair.
I want Kim Zolciak's wigs. All of the recent ones. Not the early busted ones.
Rose jam bubbleroon is great but I think it gave me a migraine last night.
I think I am a better writer than most of them on xoJane.
Housework sucks and is pointless, but I still have to do it.
The above fact makes me want to cry.
Whining (by children or adults) gives me an involuntary facial tic.
I have given up on keeping my potted herbs alive through the winter, but they are still on my kitchen table.
I washed my hands with this soap at work the other day and I literally thought I had shit on my hands. Its gross.
Unpaid work conference calls are stupid.
I got this because of her because I think she is cute and I secretly want to look like her. But not actually BE like her. She's a little cuckoobananas.
I have never had a burger with a fried egg on top.
I have never ridden on a motorcycle, and I probably never will.
I hope that this was amusing for you.