Dearest Body of Mine,
First of all , I would like to express my extreme appreciation for your continued health. You have provided me with many pleasant experiences: dancing, running, weightlifting, digestion, swimming, etc. You have borne one distinctly amazing child and will do so again in July. You and I together have walked the obesity line but never crossed it. Your ankles are cute and your ears are small. The blue eyes get compliments, and you have REALLY nice hair. I have never broken any of your bones, but I have seen one of them that time I cut my finger open in MN.
I DO love you.
But this whole pregnancy sinuses thing is kind of bullshit. I don't really appreciate being woken up by my own stupid nose making noise. I understand that you're working on that whole gestation thing, but can we work together on the whole no-whistling-nose thing?
And I agree, the third trimester super sucks.
-the soul you carry