I have no time or patience for shitty products.
To that end, please do not ever buy this mascara, however much you may love Gwen Stefani (who is their spokesmodel):
It clumps, it flakes and it makes me angry.
Buy this one instead:
In black, of course. Brown mascara is for weenies. This one separates, defines and makes me happy.
Now we move from lashes to feet.
Do not ever buy these:
Yes, the madras plaid on the inside is adorable. Yes, you THINK that burlap would make for a much more durable shoe than canvas...but you would be wrong and your shoes would have holes in them after a month of wear.
You are welcome. I'll post some photos of human beings eventually.