I am quite obviously the lamest person ever.
I don't know why everyone at school had to band together to let Donna Martin graduate.
I DO know the obscene gesture that Ross (?) creates for Joey (?), but that's only because a girl at work told me.
I never once saw an episode of the Smurfs or my Little Pony.
My sisters and I would sneakily watch The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when our mom wasn't around. She didn't let us watch it because Will makes fun of Uncle Phil quite cruelly sometimes.
I have yet to watch Glee.
I can, however, sing the entire hand-clap chant thing from the movie Big.
And I pretty much know The Princess Bride verbatim. THIS IS THE BEST PART EVER:
But as I get further and further behind on Mad Men, I can feel my tenuous grip on hip television slipslipslipping away.